I was having dinner with my family last weekend when my brother told a story (in the presence of my mother who still to this day grimaces at thought of her of-age children embibing) about how it is totally fair game to draw on a person if said person passed out after a night of drinking with their shoes still on.
This is common party law to which we enlightened our parents that particular evening.
My brother continued on with his story saying how one of his buddies had come home from the bar and passed out on the couch while still donning his Nikes, which ultimately led to his untimely fate of having his face used as a sharpie easel.
My brother and his friends, of course, stayed traditional and drew a mustache and goofy beard while their other friend lay out cold due to an excessive amount of Coors Light.
However, I feel it necessary to let those reading and who may be thinking that their behavior was juvenile and immature know that:
a) they are 22 year olds, what do you expect, and
b) it could have been worse.
