Archive for July, 2007

Two more ballparks down…

Upon completion of aforementioned blog conference (note celebratory pic of me and KK Delight at the Giant Shiny Bean thing that reflects everything):

CL and KK

I took advantage of the fact that I’m in Chicago to knock a few more baseball stadiums off my list in my quest to attend every MLB park.

Sunday brought Comiskey not US Celluar Field, just like Candlestick is not Monster Park or whatever else they may think to call it. That field is fabulous. We had awesome seats on the first base side of the dish and we were in the shade which I have learned is a plus out here in the Midwest.

Here is the view from my seat:
Comiskey view

And of course, cruising around the outside of the yard:
Welcome to Comiskey

This is the original homeplate used in Old Comiskey ballpark and I totally stood in the old batter’s box and pretended to hit. I have no shame
Homeplate

New Comiskey has quite the selection of food and Jersey J enjoyed a helmet sundae while I had a Tollhouse cookie icecream sandwhich. This followed the hotdogs and sodas or pop, as I have learned it is called here. There is just something about the green of the outfield grass against the brown dirt of the infield that I just adore. Another highlight of the game was the 11 year old who sat two rows in front of us and who also happened to be the one who sang the National Anthem and God Bless America in the 7th inning. This kid was absolutely phenomenal. He is 11 and gave me goosebumps. Despite the fact that the White Sox lost 4-1 to Toronto, I still loved it.

Which brings me to tonight’s adventure which is Wrigley Field. It.is.awesome. Point in case:
Wrigley sign

Out in front of Wrigley

CL visits Wrigley

Wrigley is totally old school. You can’t really compare it to any other ballpark for that reason. We arrived for a 6:05 game (hooray ESPN Monday Night Baseball) at 4:30 and hit up a few of the local watering holes. One place had hotdogs for $2.00 which had to be the best deal in town. I had a hotdog there because, really, where else would I find such a steal of a deal for food? Then we hit up another place for an “iced tea” as the UCSD baseball coach calls them–I learned many things from him, this was merely one and then proceeded to take a ton of photos outside Wrigley. Wrigleyville is like no other. We approached the yard from what would have been right field and proceeded around the outfield wall. As we were walking, fans lined the streets outside of left field and attempted somewhat successfully to catch homerun balls from batting practice, which I thought was fantastic. Can’t do that in San Francisco…

Following batting practice, we headed into Wrigley and took a few shots from behind homeplate before it got too crowded to do it. Our seats happened to be in the second to last section of right field before you really aren’t in the park anymore. Did I mention that they were upper deck? Or that those were the best available tickets about a month ago? And that the Cubs were playing the Phillies which I wouldn’t have thought would be something special, but apparently it was a popular game.

So Jersey J and I head to our seats while Ansel Adams continued his quest to get the perfect lighting for his shots. It was then that we realize just where our seats are. Yet, we don’t mind because we are inside Wrigley Field. But then we get hungry again. So down we go on a mission to get another hoitdog I’m bulking up for football season and realize that the only place to get food is behind the dish on the lower level. It was a good thing that I had brought my hiking boots. So we finally get our food then head back to our seats and take in the game. Which rocks. Even if the Cubs did lose 4-1.

Following the game, I proceeded to what I can only imagine would be the equivalent to the Dugout Store and buy hats for everyone in my family, including yours truly because with this rockin new hair, I can totally wear hats and not look ridonkulous.

So now I’m safely back in my hotel in Skokie, of all places which is NOT 8.7 miles from Wrigley as the website claimed and I have a whole day to myself tomorrow except when I go back to Wrigley for tomorrow night’s Cubs game. Tomorrow day will inevitably be spent at the pool. And possibly at the Sixteen Candles house because I just found out that the house used in my favorite John Hughes film is only 1.6 miles away from my hotel. Special thanks to Amanda Jean for doing my Skokie research and finding out that it was filmed here.

Since I do have such a strenuous day tomorrow, I must save my energy as it will be needed to lay by the pool tomorrow.

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My shower, the deathtrap

I left for my conference today. Yes, the blog conference. But of course, in true form, I had a bunch of things to take care of prior to my flight at 12:55. I woke up at 6am, which is practically the middle of the night, as far as I’m concerned. I hopped in the shower and while I was sitting on the edge of the tub the same edge of the tub where I have to keep the soap because the built-in soap dish shelf thing is not deep enough to hold said soap, shaving my legs, the stupid edge of the tub is all soapy and slippery and I slide. And fall. And scratch my back so badly on the tub faucet on the way down that I now look like I was dragged repeatedly across a carpet. The rugburn is so bad, I can only wear loose fitting shirts. It is at this moment that I’m reminded of Napoleon Dynamite but it is not my lips, but my back, that hurts real bad.

Fast forward to my delayed flight. Boo. Then, once we arrive in Chicago, I get into the taxi to the hotel and damn near lose my life again. I literally saw my 24 years of existence flash before my eyes. Our taxi driver blew the speed limit out of the water and proceeded to curse other drivers and their mothers and then thought it wise to share how he should have hit them when they cut him off because then he could sue and buy a boat and drink the finest Italian wines from his boat.

Um, scary.

The good news is that I have a hotel which in turn means that I have a bed and that excites me right now. And I met tons of other bloggers already which just gets me pumped for the conference. I feel myself transitioning into sponge-mode.

PS- I chopped my hair off today too. Like, seriously chopped it off.
Colleen, but you can call me posh
See, I wasn’t lying. I will now answer to Posh (pre-living in America.)

Hooray for new hair.

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“Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don’t go into yours, you don’t go into mine.”

I was watching the World Series of Pop Culture tonight because my free preview of MLB Extra Innings ended last night but not before I got to watch my husband hit a 3-run homer to tie up the game.

But I digress. So I was watching the World Series of Pop Culture and my firm belief that Amanda, Aleah and I would kick some serious ass if we were on it was reaffirmed.

As evidenced by the fact that one of the categories tonight was Dirty Dancing.

I nailed it… Like there was ever a doubt. I would have had to hand over my crown as 80s teenybopper if I missed any. Luckily I answered every single question right. Without hesitation.

One of the questions was “What was Baby’s first name?” Um, please. Challenge me, would you? That would be Frances. For the first woman in the Cabinet. That was a bonus round.

But thanks for playing.

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It’s like watching a train wreck happen right before my eyes

What do you get when you have a house full of women trying to woo a rock star, a stripper pole and lots of alcohol. Yes, I’m talking about VH1’s Rock of Love, the story of how Bret Michaels is going to find love via reality television. Naturally.

Has anybody seen this show? It’s a disaster. I didn’t know there were girls out there like these “contestants.” Yet I can’t tear my eyes away from it.  I even watched it again tonight and it was a rerun. Rock of Love makes the Real World look like an episode of Little House on the Prairie. Which is just plain scary.

Thank goodness my reminder for the Mets-Padres game popped up just now to save me from clips of what’s to come on this season of Rock of Love. I would so much rather watch my husband play baseball. Yet somehow, I know that I will still tune in on Sunday nights because I just can’t look away.

But now I’m watching the baseball game and Jose Reyes is up for the Mets. Here’s a Jose Reyes fun-fact for you. He hosted an All-Star party with Alyssa Milano celebrity baseball blogger. She is a huge Dodger fan which I won’t hold against her and her blog is highly entertaining and it’s all about baseball.

How did I find out about her blog, you ask? Simple. I received the following comment from Aleah today:

According to Entertainment Weekly (and believe me, they’re credible!), Alyssa Milano has a baseball blog. I don’t really know why this is breaking news, but I felt like I had to tell you because it’s an 80s star mixed with baseball and those are two things I associate with you…

See how my friends look out for me? They bring soup to me when I’m sick in a hotel room and inform me when 80s stars write blogs on baseball. That is true friendship.

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Reasons why I should have my own show on TLC

The premise of any good TLC show is something along the lines of how professionals are given near-impossible cases in their field and how they go about solving them. ie how Clinton & Stacy take unsuspecting individuals who are walking fashion disasters and save them from a fate worse than wearing white after Labor Day.

That being said, I had my dad’s surprise 50th brithday party on Saturday night. The fact that the party is a surprise makes it hard enough– but when one plans an event with one’s own mother I like the use of the word ‘one’..it makes me feel fancy, one faces such issues in putting on an evening event such as the path of the sun in the venue’s backyard and whether or not one needs market umbrellas for the few hours that the sun is out. One must also deal with the fear that not enough trash cans are present at the venue to deal with the excess garbage created by said event. Clearly the only responsible answer is to bring over one’s own trash cans to compensate. Then, throw in a gardener who does a job halfway and does not return to finish or even clean up aforementioned job.

So, you see where the comedy could ensue, thus making for entertaining television.

At any rate, the party was a success. Because all TLC shows end on a high note. My dad got to see many of his friends who he had not seen in a very long time and I would like to say that we did a very good job of inviting people from various walks of his life. From high school to college fraternity brothers to work collegues to those he knows in the community from sports, there was good representation.

Other highlights include:
-watching a 17 year old boy try to defrost shrimp
-hearing my little cousins, ages ranging from 10-14, sing the Lip Gloss song to their mother
-my uncle going paparatzi-style and peering over the fence to capure my mom and unsuspecting dad walking up to the party
-seeing my little brother, who has no idea I’m watching, celebrate his Nintendo Wii victory with a dance
-have two different people come up and tell me to take pictures of “the older, gray haired lady playing basketball with the little cousins” (the older lady being my 70 year old great aunt who also happens to be a nun.)

The above mentioned highlights are in addition to the fact that the caterer arrived on time, we had plenty of food for the 125 guests and I got leftovers for a week. These are all signs of success in the party world.

And now I’m off to nap.

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Mid-Summer Classic

I’m sitting here watching the All-Star game and can I just say how much I love that Eric Byrnes is hanging out on a boat in McCovey Cove? And I really love that his dog Bruin is with him, wearing a neon green life preserver, probably made for a small child.

In other news, I was bored with the Home Run Derby last night. I opted for Agent Stephen’s LL All-Star game instead. I’m really just trying to kill time until Thursday at which point I can be found in front of my television, watching any and every major league game that is on. We are once again getting a free preview of MLB Extra Innings. This free preview rivals Christmas and Snackin’ Cake on my list of favorite things. I can watch the Mets play the Reds and I think we all know how I feel about a certain third baseman for the Mets.

While we are on the subject of my favorite sport, it should be known that I leave for Chicago in 16 days. And in approximately 20 days, I will be at Wrigley Field. I will also be visiting Comiskey and I don’t care what anyone else says it is not called US Celluar Field.

I will also be purchasing my study guide tomorrow for my credential wedding planner class tomorrow. That means that six months from now, I will be a certified wedding planner. And on January 11, six days before my 25th birthday, I will write my celebratory musical score. I’ve pretty much been glued to Style TV and Whose Wedding is it Anyway? every since I found the credential program online.

But back to the matter at hand. In honor of David Wright coming to town for the All-Star Game, here he is in all of his hotness. Doesn’t he just look like someone I should marry? I think so.

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J-Lo SO has nothing on me now

It was one night after watching Jennifer Lopez in The Wedding Planner on TBS or something that I thought how I would totally rock at a gig like that. If only I could get Matthew McConaughey to save me from a runaway dumpster too. But that was about 18 months ago and since then I have just been planning parties on the side for family members until I could figure out just how to execute said plan ie budget and cost. Since we all know how I am with numbers, you see the hurdles I was facing.

Fast-forward to today.

I was messing around on MySpace just now and wanna know what I stumbled on? A whole website dedicated to starting a wedding planning business. Um, refer to above paragraph.

I can enroll in an accredited course and go at my own pace and they will teach me all the stuff I need to know. For instance:

Budget and Project Management
Planning, Coordinating and Directing
Business Structure
Fee for services, Pricing, Packages, Proposals, Project Plan Budgeting
Market place evaluation
Small business start-up cost
Vendor contracts
Vendor partnerships and negotiation
Music – How to write a musical score (the first thing I’m going to do once I receive my credential is write a celebratory musical score, for the record.)
Popular Wedding Ceremony Music Selections (I doubt I need help here but it sounds totally fun)
Event Project Management
Business marketing practices, industry associations, networking
Online Marketing strategies

This is all I have to say:

CL’s new job

This rocks my face off.

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